ohminegoth:

"Peoples’ Choice Award" is America’s greatest honor.
Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
The word “cheese” is not funny in and of itself.
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
Lyndon Johnsons did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
If you are reading this you have no life.
Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
The other U.F.O was an upside-down salad spinner.
Our universities are not “Hotbeds” of anything.
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
Our viewers are not pathetic food tubes.
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
The “Cheers” gang is not a real gang.
Salt water does not “chase the thirsties away”.
Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
Bullets do not bounce off fat guys.
Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
Everything is 10% fruite juice.
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
Janet Reno is evil.
V8 fruit juice is 1/8 gasoline.
Ted Koppel is a robot.
Women aren’t from Venus and men aren’t from Mars.
Fleiss does floss.
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
Bart is bad to the bone.
Godfry Jones’ wife is cheating on him.
The Beetles haven’t reunited to enter kickboxing competitions.
The “Bug” on your TV screen can see into your home.
Everyone on TV is better than you.
The people who are writing this have no life.
The Simpsons - Season 6 Episode 9 - Homer Badman

ohminegoth:

  • "Peoples’ Choice Award" is America’s greatest honor.
  • Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
  • The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
  • The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
  • The word “cheese” is not funny in and of itself.
  • The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
  • Lyndon Johnsons did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
  • If you are reading this you have no life.
  • Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
  • The other U.F.O was an upside-down salad spinner.
  • Our universities are not “Hotbeds” of anything.
  • Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
  • Our viewers are not pathetic food tubes.
  • Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
  • The “Cheers” gang is not a real gang.
  • Salt water does not “chase the thirsties away”.
  • Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
  • Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
  • Bullets do not bounce off fat guys.
  • Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
  • Everything is 10% fruite juice.
  • The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
  • Janet Reno is evil.
  • V8 fruit juice is 1/8 gasoline.
  • Ted Koppel is a robot.
  • Women aren’t from Venus and men aren’t from Mars.
  • Fleiss does floss.
  • Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
  • Bart is bad to the bone.
  • Godfry Jones’ wife is cheating on him.
  • The Beetles haven’t reunited to enter kickboxing competitions.
  • The “Bug” on your TV screen can see into your home.
  • Everyone on TV is better than you.
  • The people who are writing this have no life.

The Simpsons - Season 6 Episode 9 - Homer Badman

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ktrkradio:

Cannibal Buffet" | Voltaire

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ArtistVoltaire
TitleCannibal Buffet
AlbumOoky Spooky
noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

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anoia:

scienced:

makanidotdot:

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it keeps happening

CREEMINUUULSSS…

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smellestine:

catbountry:

smellestine:

madjesters1:

giddytf2:

catbountry:

teafortteu:

skoothsmin:

mongo-butts:

so i was looking through the Sniper VS Spy update from a few years back on the TF2 website and found this gAH CUTE„ a few of you might of seen this before but just in case you haven’t: here. But wow this gives us lots of info about him like his parents live in Adelaide and he only writes to him mum and maybe keeps secrets with her without letting his dad know? Also that could mean she’s very accepting of him and AW„, Also th- is that a koala stamp, im gona,..

“red house on the left”
baby

Oh my god Sniper, can I just hold you……?BABY

Man I remember seeing this when it was brand new, Christ I’m old.

Am I the only one who thinks Sniper is gay and in the closet and only his beloved mum knows?

Oh wow! I never knew this existed!! Thanks for sharing! :D

we need a sitcom where snipers parents visit and he asks the medic to switch places with him for the day. It turns out that sniper is a better doctor because medic is just.. .horrible.

Man, Tony and I wrote and drew a comic back in the day where Sniper dressed up as Medic to fool his parents into thinking he became a doctor and things got super weird.
… I found it.

That might be where i got it from. It was in the back of my brain somewhere i just didn’t make the conscious connection.

Man, those were the days.

smellestine:

catbountry:

smellestine:

madjesters1:

giddytf2:

catbountry:

teafortteu:

skoothsmin:

mongo-butts:

so i was looking through the Sniper VS Spy update from a few years back on the TF2 website and found this gAH CUTE„ a few of you might of seen this before but just in case you haven’t: here. But wow this gives us lots of info about him like his parents live in Adelaide and he only writes to him mum and maybe keeps secrets with her without letting his dad know? Also that could mean she’s very accepting of him and AW„, Also th- is that a koala stamp, im gona,..

“red house on the left”

baby

Oh my god Sniper, can I just hold you……?

BABY

Man I remember seeing this when it was brand new, Christ I’m old.

Am I the only one who thinks Sniper is gay and in the closet and only his beloved mum knows?

Oh wow! I never knew this existed!! Thanks for sharing! :D

we need a sitcom where snipers parents visit and he asks the medic to switch places with him for the day. It turns out that sniper is a better doctor because medic is just.. .horrible.

Man, Tony and I wrote and drew a comic back in the day where Sniper dressed up as Medic to fool his parents into thinking he became a doctor and things got super weird.

… I found it.

That might be where i got it from. It was in the back of my brain somewhere i just didn’t make the conscious connection.

Man, those were the days.

giddytf2:

tf2-daesdemona:

Now you can call this yaoi

Hahaha! Heavy pushes it right back into bara territory though.

That’s it, you’re all fucking grounded.

giddytf2:

tf2-daesdemona:

Now you can call this yaoi

Hahaha! Heavy pushes it right back into bara territory though.

That’s it, you’re all fucking grounded.

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soos playing a dating sim

soos playing a dating sim

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gigginoxious:

LOOK AT THE NAMES OF THESE LIZARDS AT THE REPTILE ZOO I JUST WENT TO

gigginoxious:

LOOK AT THE NAMES OF THESE LIZARDS AT THE REPTILE ZOO I JUST WENT TO

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asker

wightraven asked: Spoony left TGWTG of his own volition since Doug Walker was dedicated to taking the site in direction focused away from reviewing when SOPA and PIPA were perceived as a major threat to their livelihoods. He HAD been disciplined by the site staff for his extremely off-color jokes, but the guy was going through severe chemical imbalances, trying to get the right depression meds, and the whole deal with Scarlett made it worse. He recently moved in with his new girlfriend and is doing much better.

That’s good to hear.

And thank you for clearing that up for me. I’ll correct that in that post.

asker

dustybins asked: yo i aint know snit bout spoony, what was the break up business about? I often hear the phrase "terrible about what happened" asociated with the man.

Yeah, that was… a spectacle.

So, Scarlett (his webmistress and then girlfriend) broke it off with Spoony, and Spoony suffered a pretty bad mental breakdown. That by itself would be a horrible thing to hold against a guy, but his reaction was to turn into a very creepy, raging misogynist, making rape… I’m not even sure if I can call them “jokes” so much as “thinly veiled threats” to other TGWTG commentators like Obscurus Lupa. The nature of them was vile enough that, even though I hadn’t watched any of his stuff in a while (I feel that the pressure to produce more content on a regular basis was causing a degradation in quality, and he had been dealing with worsening depression leading up to that break-up), I pretty much distanced myself from his content completely. That and I am pretty sure he also got kicked off of TGWTG because of his behavior, as he rightly should have. I’ve been told he left the site and had previously been disciplined beforehand.

The whole thing was very ugly and very unfortunate, as he had been for a long time one of my favorite TWGTG commentators, and a lot of his work (especially the stuff from around his Phantasmagoria 2 playthrough, which I would consider the Golden Age of his content), is still quite good, even if quite a bit of his humor seems too sophomoric to me now.

I heard that he got better after getting a puppy, but I honestly haven’t kept track of the guy since that whole ugly business.

I kind of look back on the whole thing with a mixture of pity, disgust and deep disappointment, as I imagine a lot of people do. When he was at the top of his game, he was the cream of the internet reviewer crop and he will probably never be in that position again because he took out his pain on innocent bystanders in the worst way possible.

Damn shame. Makes watching through this playthrough a bit sad.

darrtaa:

MST3K: Mixed-Up Zombies

My dad and I laughed for a solid minute when we saw this part.

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It’s four in the morning and I had the urge to rewatch Spoony’s Phantasmagoria 2 Let’s Play.

I’m remembering why I liked the dude so much. It’s still pretty funny.

In fact it might be one of the funniest things he’s ever done.