roughprince:

I like how genuinely terrifying this show can be.

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tastefullyoffensive:

A Study of New York by Tumble Dry Comics

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what

Genius.

spazzbot:

glitchedwitch:

beheadedkaworu:

i dont even know what to say just fuckign take it

The Third Impact

Perfect

kinomatika:

consider for a moment, prof. sycamore’s probably awesome summer tan lines

kinomatika:

consider for a moment, prof. sycamore’s probably awesome summer tan lines

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glitteringgoldie:

David Byrne on SGCC, aka funniest interview in the entire series.

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Album Art

princess-peachie:

jacobtheloofah:

Everyone, please, go watch any Jontron video of your choice, and set the youtube speed to .5

Here is audio to prove why you need to do this

I CAN’T BREATHE HELP

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tmcb:

HE’S FINALLY BACK

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TO KICK SOME TAIL

IF HE SHOOTS YA (AAAH), HE’LL

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unikitti:

Dear lord please help these small horses

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wenchyfloozymoo:

Oh, when a crime breaks out,
all the cute girls shout,
get the good-looking guy.

When there’s a crime out there,
he’s gonna comb his hair,
'cause he's the good-looking guy.

Book em’ good lookin’.

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trydianth:

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zombiegraycat:

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goals

#but I find it pretty hilarious that the most chilling thing in this dystopia is that men have to ask permission to have sex with women

nailed it

men are punished for raping women? sounds like a fantasy novel to me

a good book.

Someone actually thought having to always get consent sounded like a dystopian horror setting

I wanna just read this for a good laugh, but just to see how it came to be.

"Men must get permission to make love to any female— even if she is willing—"

I am really confused by this sentence.

Like, I think this is implying that men must seek permission from Feminist Hitler or whatever before they could have sex, but also if she’s willing to have sex, that would be permission?

I don’t…

What?

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strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

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trickywire:

god tim burton’s charlie and the chocolate factory was so bad like i guess it was a bit closer to the book but it threw in so much unnecessary bullshit and johnny depp was such an obnoxious willie wonka and fuck that movie.

i don’t even like the book or the old movie but jesus christ. also i wonder how many people popped a boner during the blueberry scene because that’s what i’ve learned from deviantart.

I consider “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” the moment where Tim Burton lost all his credibility as a film maker.