Hello I am Cat Bountry and this is my dumb blog. Anybody coming here from The Fox Familiar's fanfiction.net page should know that I AM NOT THE FOX FAMILIAR AND SHE IS A PIECE OF SHIT LIAR. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME YOUR HATE MAIL.
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
First person to respond to the egg deal by PMing me on Flight Rising gets the egg. I’d gathered one unhatched egg before and hatched it, and having more than two first-gen dragons means you have a bigger e-dick.