okay here’s my book idea it’s called My Dad the Ghost Dildo
in a dystopian future, human reproduce via test tubes and sex is prohibited because a robot modeled after the 1950s ideal is ruling the world. in this society all sex toys have been destroyed except for one. this last dildo, hidden in the ruins of former civilization, contains the soul of the man whose wiener it was modeled off of and he haunts it—thus ghost dildo. a lady archaeologist finds the ghost dildo in her adventures and it explains to her that it was prophesied that his seed would grow up and usurp the fascist government and it was up to her to carry ghost dildo’s child and nurture it into a freedom fighter so society can be free to have as many dildoes as it wants.
i think this is gonna be a really good book