bgrevln8fu:

stupifly:

Hey, could I get one of you guys to kill me, please?

I’d love to, but I already ingested enough cyanide to kill twenty men. There’s none left for you, sadly.

Ha ha ha ha ha holy shit.

bgrevln8fu:

stupifly:

Hey, could I get one of you guys to kill me, please?

I’d love to, but I already ingested enough cyanide to kill twenty men. There’s none left for you, sadly.

Ha ha ha ha ha holy shit.

(via lorycannotsupinate)

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  3. lottielovesreading reblogged this from thattallbritishdroid and added:
    He’s watching us all freak out over this, laughing like an evil genius…
  4. tsunderefemsoldier reblogged this from thattallbritishdroid and added:
    ((lol oh god… is this an actual thing XD please let Stephen Merchant be in it that’s the only reason I’d watch it))
  5. thattallbritishdroid reblogged this from lottielovesreading and added:
    Excuse me Steve where are you…
  6. lottielovesreading reblogged this from this-is-amnesia and added:
    “Pfft! I’ll see this movie when pigs fly!” “…Oh…” I’m not looking foward to watching this. Mainly because I’m scared...
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    DIRECT TO VIDEO COMPETITIVELY PRICED IN YOUR LOCAL BIG LOTS BARGAIN BIN
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  14. djmtp reblogged this from mistaxiii and added:
    It’s no Jack And Jill 2, but I’ll take it!
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  16. thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood reblogged this from p5stuck
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  18. p5stuck reblogged this from konekosilvertail and added:
    I did but not larry never larry
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  20. konekosilvertail reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    nobody asked for this
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    I love the “competitively priced” line. Compared to what, exactly? It’s not like there’s 5 versions of this sequel by...
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  25. s0lus reblogged this from mistaxiii and added:
    oh yeah I’d totally want larry the cable guy in my bedroom digging around under my pillow as I sleep if I were a kid WHO...
  26. hipsterhangout reblogged this from mistaxiii and added:
    FUNNIEST MOVIE 2012!
  27. beeseverywhere reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    I’m glad Stephen backed outta this one.
  28. this-is-amnesia reblogged this from erinthesails and added:
    …Okay, the pig’s cool but I don’t like anything else because that little girl is a caseworker fairy and caseworkers...
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    This seriously just screams “I NEED THE MONEY!” I would say you should pass some of the cyanide to Larry over there,...
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    OK I vote we have Tracy come back and kill everyone.
  31. erinthesails reblogged this from zimie-stef and added:
    OH my god someone kill me please I mean yeah, the pig is cute… But fuck me, and I thought the first movie was bad…
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