adriofthedead:

thedailywhat:

Box Office Fail! of the Day: The Oogieloves apparently are a thing, and they apparently had a movie come out this weekend. Somehow, even after $60 million was dumped into production and promoting, nobody else cared knew about it either. The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure now has the distinction of the worst opening ever for a wide release film. Some quick movie math reveals its $448,131 haul breaks down to $207 per theater, which means not even stoners wanted to take part in this interactive debacle.  [gawker]

WHAT EVEN IS THIS


I get way too much of a kick out of catastrophic movie openings.

adriofthedead:

thedailywhat:

Box Office Fail! of the Day: The Oogieloves apparently are a thing, and they apparently had a movie come out this weekend. Somehow, even after $60 million was dumped into production and promoting, nobody else cared knew about it either.

The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure now has the distinction of the worst opening ever for a wide release film. Some quick movie math reveals its $448,131 haul breaks down to $207 per theater, which means not even stoners wanted to take part in this interactive debacle.

[gawker]

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

I get way too much of a kick out of catastrophic movie openings.

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    ahahahAHAHAHAHAHA.
  5. minespatch1 reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
    Ooogieloves. The abomination of children’s entertainment.
  6. barebackcuntessa reblogged this from figureitoutontheway and added:
    Actually me too. I saw the trailer and laughed my dumb ass off at it. Plus, Toni Braxton.
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    Dear God why…
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    Ha.
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    ahahah I actually kind of wanted to see thiiiss -_-
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    I don’t understand why anyone…even children…would want to go see this when they have it on tv anyway. It’s the same...
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    Actually, I don’t even go to...this… but it was TERRIFYING!! Seriously. Just. Omg. And...
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