The Dark Knight Rises only needed one more line to be perfect
Rush Limbaugh Angry That Batman Villain Shares Name With Romney’s Shame: Bane
The real issue is why, as Americans, the opinion of a racist, sexist, pill-popping blowhard is of consequence to the national dialog. But since clearly we’re crazy and this guy has terrifying amounts of influence, let’s hear Rush’s theories on how liberal commie Dark Knight Rises filmmakers plan to destroy America by having a name that sounds like an unflattering truth about the Republican presidential nominee:
âSo this evil villain in the new Batman movie is named Bane. And thereâs discussion out there as to whether or not this was purposeful and whether or not it will influence voters. Itâs going to have a lot of people,â Limbaugh continued. âThe audience is going to be huge. A lot of people are going to see the movie. And itâs a lot of brain-dead people, entertainment, the pop-culture crowd, and theyâre going to hear Bane in the movie and theyâre going to associate Bain. And the thought is that when theyâre going to start paying attention to the campaign later in the year, and Obama and the Democrats keep talking about Bain, not Bain Capital but Romney and Bain, that these people will start thinking back to the Batman movies â âOh yeah, I know who that is!ââ
I don’t think we needed anymore proof that Rush Limbaugh is a piece of shit than him not knowing squat-diddly about Batman villains.
How dare you motherfucker.